31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29. The world is your oyster. 28. If you’re not growing, you’re dying. 27. If you see a turtle at the ...
Today is National Fortune Cookie Day! Since that is ridiculous in and of itself, we’ve compiled a list of ridiculous fortune cookie sayings. We like to call them Misfortune Cookies… “Yes, that is his ...
1. Be a fruit loop in a cereal bowl of cheerios. Some children who receive these fortunes may be delighted, and others may be a little confused. But that’s the case with all fortunes found in Chinese ...
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